Hello everyone! My name is Wikikinetic, or Wiki for short. I used to be a very active user on this wiki until I was beaten back by the depravities of the Cyndicate. But such things are not permanent. I have returned to enact VENGEANCE AGAINST THE CYNDICATE!
To enact such VENGEANCE, I see it as a necessity that I be elected as rollback at least (otherwise known as LORD). Why? Because:
- The Cyndicate has destroyed ALL FAN PAGES ON THIS WIKI except for the one I posted yesterday that they did not see. I wish to revert their foul misdeeds and restore our fan area to its former SHINING GLORY. To do that, I need the powers of a rollback (otherwise known as LORD).
- No other rollbacks have edited for 5 years. Neither has anyone with powers greater than rollback edited for 4 months, see for yourself.
Hence, in order to enact VENGEANCE AGAINST THE CYNDICATE, I must be elected LORD. Quad erat demonstratum.
If no admins here are active enough to elect me or to present a compelling argument, I shall file for adoption to at least be elected LORD.
WHO IS WITH ME?
February EDIT: The Cyndicate has won this round. I retract my bid. FOR NOW.
April EDIT: The mighty Trustharri has exacted VENGEANCE AGAINST THE CYNDICATE and restored the wiki to its former SHINING GLORY. Praise Trustharri!